Proprium

Proprium (or Prop/Pro) is a mysterious player who materialised in the realms of Kismet one Tuesday afternoon. Many have questioned the origins of this shadowy Englishman, but many of the fables you may have heard are simply fabrications of the weak-minded.

Undaunted by the horror stories, a Kismet Wikia reporter went undercover to try and coax more information from the curious enigma in the green shirt, using stealth and cunning.

Kismet Wikia: Pro, who are you and where did you come from?

''Pro: Wait, I thought you were using stealth? And cunning? You're as stealthy as a scalded weasel.''

Kismet Wikia: Erm...

''Pro: *sigh* Never mind. I can forgive you for that one. About my origins... I can tell you the story of how I came to be in this realm. A long time ag... wait? Where's my wibbly-wobbly background and ascending harp to signify a flashback?! You need to sort your special effects guy out.''

*wibbly-wobbly background with ascending harp*

A long time ago, me and my trusty pickaxe here,

We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.

When suddenly there shined a shiny golem...

In the middle of the road.

AND HE ASKED US:

"Build the best thing in the world... or I'll eat your soles. Sorry, souls"

Then I said "Wait a minute, how can you make a mistake? The two words sound exactly the same. And now you've ruined the flow of the song. Seriously, I don't know where we find these actors."

''Sorry, I'm losing track of where I was. Ah, yes...''

AND HE ASKED US:

"Build the best thing in the world... or I'll eat your souls"

So I built the first thing that came to my head,

It just so happened to be...

''The best thing in the world! It was the best thing in the wo-o-rld!''

LOOK INTO MY EYES AND IT'S EASY TO...

'''Kismet Wikia: Wait, wait, wait. This is just a really bad Tenacious D rip-off. Plus we all know you can't build anything anyway...'''